Finally...

I don't have a whole lot of time but here goes. Rumor has it Brett Favre has just been traded to the Jets for a draft pick. HOORAY!!! Hopefully his situation will die down A LOT so I can return to watching ESPN without shitting my pants, (see previous post.) Good for the Jets. Assuming Favre has another productive season their excuse for missing the playoffs can't be 'poor quarterback play.' And sorry Chad Pennington but you suck, and, Kellen Clemons, no offense, but you're just not experienced enough yet. There is one thing I'd like to point out though and I think the Jets should have given this more thought, Brett Favre is on the cover of Madden '09. For those of you not familiar with the 'Madden curse' it basically means Favre is doomed for an injury that will cause him to miss several games and, possibly, the entire season (hopefully.) Nice try Jets but you're not above evil, proven curses. (Hell maybe he'll follow Vick's path and suffer a season-ending injury and then in a year or two go to prison. I know that's awful to say but I loathe the man that much.) One more thing, I sure hope that the two inevitable, upcoming games between the Jets and Patriots are not televised on my TV on Sundays this fall. Instead of beer I'll need to pound an entire bottle of pepto bismol to prevent myself from projectile vomiting, out of pure hatred, all over the /couch/floor/plate of nachos/TV and anything else in the room. Gross. I'm outta here.